i like food, music, boys, lame jokes, happiness, gummy worms, the zodiac, disney, jellyfish;
& i'm an awkward turtle.
peace out bitchez ✌(◠‿◠)
im dreaming of a #FFFFFF christmas
(via pitchblackglow)
country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”
(via cokeanut)
- Me after running for one minute: I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing
- my mom: you can't stay online forever
- me: is that a challenge
- walks into chair
- me: sorry
- chair: it's ok
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD
(via leftnipple)
